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Cracked-Out Chicken
$50.00
Behold, the most dangerous operator in the poultry world: Sergeant Cluckington, fresh out of boot camp and already addicted to rocket fuel in a can. Armed with a tactical diaper vest, wearing a helmet three sizes too big, and rocking aviators like he’s auditioning for the next big military movie. His mission? Drop sick peeps and outdrink every rooster in the barnyard while keeping the world safe from seed thieves. Never underestimate a caffeinated chick with drip.”